A Fixed Leg

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I have a friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. So I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused…told me I was crazy!

But last week, he finally went and, sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter of an inch shorter than his right.

After a quick bit of orthopedic surgery, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans.

“So,” I said, “You didn’t believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.”

He just looked at me for a bit and then said,… “I stand corrected.”

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