A Force of Habit

A woman goes into a discount store and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she has bought the day before because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she has bought it on special. The woman insists she is entitled to a refund. The clerk, not knowing what to do, goes to get the store manager.

The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can help her. She explains that she wants a refund because the toaster she has bought doesn’t work. He replies by telling her that he can’t give her a refund because she has bought it on special. They argue over the issue and cause quite a scene.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!”

Embarrassed, the store manager says to her, “Why are you saying that?”

The woman replies, “Because I like to have my breasts grabbed when I’m getting screwed!”

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