A Frog With Talent
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Loading ...A woman was looking for the perfect gift to give to her husband on his birthday. While in a pet store she just couldn’t decide on what to get. The clerk suggested a big bull frog.
“Well, how much is the frog?” asked the woman.
“200 Dollars,” replied the clerk.
“Why would I spend 200 dollars on a frog?” she replied back.
“Well lady,” the clerk said, “This frog gives head!”
So as it turns out the woman buys the frog for her husband figuring now he won’t bug her as much, giving her more free time.
The big day comes and the husband opens his gift.
“What the hell is this???” said the husband.
“This is your special frog…and he gives head.”
The husbands eyes light up!
Later that evening the woman is wakes up to the sound of pots and pans banging in the kitchen. She comes downstairs to see the frog sitting on the counter and the husband holding the pots.
“Look,” he said, “if I can teach this frog how to cook, you can pack your bags!”
