A Hillbilly Accident
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Loading ...Billy Bob was rushed to the emergency room suffering from a gaping gunshot wound on his left leg. While his wound was being cleaned, Billy Bob was asked by the doctor on duty how he got shot in the leg.
“Well, me and my buddies wuz sittin’ around drinkin’ some moonshine. Just mindin’ our own bizness,” recounted Billy Bob. “Then my best buddy Zeke got up and took up his shotgun and sez he wanna go huntin’.” Billy Bob then paused with a grimace.
“So you were shot when you went hunting with Zeke?” inquired the doctor.
“No,” replied Billy Bob. “I wuz shot just after Zeke ask me if I wanna go hunting with him and I sez, ‘Sure. I’m game.’”