A lady and an alien

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One day a lady stopped at a gas station for gas. A few minutes later a spaceship landed and out came an alien and he started to pump fuel. The lady noticed the letters U.F.O. on the spaceship and asked the alien if U.F.O. stands for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien said no, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only.

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