A Local Radio Station Contest
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Loading ...A local radio station, WINO, is running a competition to find contestants who can come up with words that are not found in any English Dictionary yet can still use these words in a sentence that will make logical sense; the prize being a trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, has many callers, the following two standing out:
DJ : WINO, what’s your name?
Caller: Hi, my name’s Dave.
DJ: Dave, what is your word?
Caller: “Gwan” spelled G, W, A, N.
DJ: We are just checking that (pause)… and you are correct. Dave, Gwan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gwan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
DJ: WINO, what’s your name?
Caller: My name’s Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
Caller: “Smee” spelled S, M, E, E.
DJ: We are just checking that (pause)… and you are correct. Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gwan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha!