A Memorable 18th Birthday
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Loading ...Upon reaching her 18th birthday, a girl paid her divorced father a visit to receive her gift. After giving his only child the gift, the man handed her a check and told her, “Give this check to your mother. Tell her that this is the last check she will receive from me for child support as you are now 18 years old. Then tell me how that old witch will react to the news.”
When the girl handed the check to her mother and told her what her father had said, the mother smiled and said, “Well, the next time you pay your father a visit, tell him that you are not really his daughter. Then tell me how the old goat will react to the news.”