A More Likely Location

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A spiritualist who’d recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she’d just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes.

“The only thing is,” she mused, “that I don’t know where to send them.”

“Why not?” asked her friend.

“Well, he didn’t actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can’t imagine he’d be in Hell.”

“Hmmm,” responded the friend. “Well, maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but. . . he didn’t mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?”

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