A Penny and a Second

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There was once this man in heaven, he asked God what a million dollars meant to him. God replied, “A penny.”

Then, the man asked what a million years meant to God. God replied, “A second.”

Finally the man asked, “Can I have one of your pennies?”

And god replied, “Just a second.”

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