A Perfect Day…
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
-8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
-8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
-8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewelery chosen by thoughtful partner
-9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
-10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
-10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
-12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
-12.45 Catch sight of husband/ boyfriend’s ex and notices she has gained 7kg
-1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3.00 Nap
-4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
-4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
-5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
-7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
-10.00 Hot shower (alone)
-10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
-11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
-11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
-6.00 Alarm
- 6.15 Blow job
-6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
-7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench
- 7.30 Limo arrives
- 7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
-9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
-9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
-9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
-11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
-12.15 Blow job
-12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
-2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
-2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
-3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
-4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
-5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
-6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave
-7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalised
-7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits
-9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day; England beating Germany
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-9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
-11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
-11.30 A night cap blowjob
-11.45 In bed alone
-11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.