A Perfect Opportunity

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Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault.

They were getting ready to make their getaway when one of the tellers whispered, “Hey, buddy, would you do me a favor?”

One of the robbers said, “What’s on your mind, pal?”

“Would you mind taking the books too?” the teller asked. “I’m five thousand dollars short.”

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