A Polish Funny (It’s okay, I’m Polish!!!)
A man was in a bar and began to tell a joke. His first words were “There was this dumb Pollack. . .” when he was interrupted by the bartender, who was enormous.
“Wait a minute,” said the barkeep, “I’M Polish. See that huge guy by the door? HE’S Polish. And see that other guy down there? HE’S Polish. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?”
“Heck, no,” the man exclaimed. “I’d have to explain it three times!”