A Scene from Baywatch
An old guy comes home in the middle of the day and finds his young blonde wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string and 7 inch steel heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.
“What happened here?” he asks.
“I think the waterbed’s busted,” says the trembling wife.
Just then a naked guy floats by.
“Who’s that?” demands the husband.
“I dunno. Must be a lifeguard.”