A Scottish Couple
Mary and Jamie are courtin and Mary says to Jamie “Jamie would ya like to hold me hand?”
Jamie says ” Oh, I would how’d you know”
“I can tell by the look in yer eye” says Mary
They walk a little bit further and Jamie turns to Mary and says ”
Mary would you like it if I gave ya a wee kiss?”
Jamie “Oh, I would how’d ya know?”
Mary ” I can tell by the look in yer eye?”
They walk a little bit further and Mary turns to Jamie and says “Jamie would ya like to make love ta me?”
Jamie says ” Oh, I would how’d you know?
Could you tell by the look in me eye?”
“No!” says Mary “I can tell by the tilt in yer kilt!”