A short story about tomatoes

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One day this fine couple of tomatoes are walking down this long and narrow street where there are many cars coming by.

At some point in this crossing one of the tomatoes gets squished by one of the cars.

The other tomato being sarcastic says: “Come on, get up, Ketchup.”

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