A Soldier’s Letters Home

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“Dear Dad,” read the young soldier’s first letter home. “I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear….”

Several months later came another letter. “Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl….”

Two weeks later came yet another note: “Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl….”

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