A traveling salesman knocks…

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A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house.

A kid, about 12 years old, answers the door. He’s wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other.

The salesman is a little taken aback, so he asks, “Excuse me son, are your parents home?”

The kid takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, “What the f*ck do you think?”

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