A TRUE Liberace story

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In the 1960s, pianist LIBERACE would travel the USA, performing one-man concerts, to sell-out crowds.

During one particular tour, after playing all his planned selections and taking curtain call after curtain call (to thunderous applause), he held up his hands to quiet the masses (as was his custom) and said to the audience, “Is there anything SPECIAL you would like me to perform?”

A disgruntled taxpayer in the crowd shouted out, “How about our MAYOR’S AUTOPSY?”

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