A Very Expensive Picture, Indeed

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A man was paying his lawyer a visit. The lawyer said, “I have bad news and worse news for you.”

The man said, “Give me the bad news first.”

“Your wife has gotten hold of a picture worth half a million dollars!”

“That’s bad news? What could be worse than that?” asked the man.

“Well, it’s a picture of you and your secretary.”

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