A very smart bird..
A guy walks into a bird store, and right near the front counter is a big bird in a cage. On the cage is a note that reads: Here is Harry, the worlds most religous bird. The most religous bird? the customer asks. The store owner says, sure If you pull Harry’s left leg he will say the Hail Mary. The guy says this can’t be true, but the store owner says, go ahead and pull it. So he does, and the big bird says the Hail Mary. The note also says pull Harry’s right leg and he will say the Our Father. The customer says no way, but he pulls the right leg, and the bird says the Our Father. Holy shit! Thats amazing, he says to the owner. Hey, what happens if I pull both legs, asks the customer. The bird sticks his neck out and says, I’d fall flat on my ass you dumby…