A Very Special Day

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Over breakfast recently, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”

“Of course, I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen, long-stemmed red roses.

At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home!

“Honey, first the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “This is the most wonderful Groundhog’s Day in my entire life!”

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