A Visit to the Gynecologist
A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She’s up in the stirrups, and the doctor notices she’s trembling.
He says “You’re nervous, aren’t you?”
“Yes, it’s my first visit to a gynecologist.”
“Would you like me to numb you down there?”
“Oh yes, please!”
He bends down, sticks his face between her legs and goes “Num num nummmm……”