A Visit to the Pediatrician’s Office
A beautiful, buxomy woman carrying a baby paid a visit to the pediatrician. She complained, “Doctor, there must be something wrong with the baby. Instead of gaining weight, he had already lost three ounces since last week.”
The pediatrician placed the baby on the examining table and proceeded to examine him. Then he reached over and squeezed the woman’s breasts. After that, he unbuttoned her blouse, unstrapped her bra and proceeded to suck her nipple powerfully.
“No wonder,” declared the pediatrician. “Your baby is not gaining weight because you don’t have anymore milk to feed him.”
“Of course not!” the woman shrieked. “The baby’s not mine! He’s my sister’s!”