A Woman’s Prayer

Dear Lord:

So far today, I am doing alright. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent. I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit card.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that.

This joke is filed under Man and Woman.