Actual Calls to a Pet Care Hotline….

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“My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering…. how many calories are in a mouse?”

“I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I can breed him?”

“Does your dog food help with emancipation?”

“What should I feed a borderline collie?”

“What size litter box do I need to keep my cat comfy?”

“Is it normal for a dog to shed?”

“How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband’s toothbrush?”

“My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it’s stuck in the vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions?”

“How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?”

“Your food turned my dog into a stud. Now what do I do?”

“Do you know how to toilet train a cat?”

“I have three cats. Is it true that [brand name] Cat Food makes the poop smell better?”

“Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy’s teeth?”

“Where can I get a six-toed cat?”

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