Adam and Eve– The poem

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In the garden of eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve
without any clothes.

In this garden,
were 2 little leaves,
One covered Adam’s and
One covered Eve’s.

As the story goes on
Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight Adam did stare
There was Eves treasure
All covered with hair.

And wonder came, under Eves eyes, as Adam’s thing started to rise.

They found a spot,
that suited them best,
A nice big tree where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider and wider apart,
while thrill after thrill,
came into her heart.

The head of Adam’s thing,
peeked into the hole,
and filled her with passion beyond her control.

Backward and Forward his thing did slide,
And Eve’s treasure was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
she wouldn’t let loose,
until Adam’s thing,
was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time for me and you.

So pull down your pants,
lay in the grass cause im in the mood for a peice of that ass!

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