Adam & Eve
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Loading ...Q. What did Adam say when he first saw Eve?
A: Wo Man
Adam & Eve
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On day a drunk was in a car accident and died. On the way to heaven an angel stopped him and said you must take a test. If you go to church you should know all the answers. She said when ever he got a question write he would know becuase the bells would chime and the angels would sing. And he got 3 questions right the heavenly gates would open. So they began, the first question was who were the first two people and he answered adam and eve and the bells chimed and the angels sang. The second question was what was eve made out of. The guy answered one of adams ribs. The bells chimed and the angels sang. the third question was what were the first words eve said to adam and the and all he could say was dang thats a hard one. And the bells chimed and the angels sang and the hevenly gates opended.
Adam & Eve
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day Adam & Eve were making love in the Garden of Eden. After they were finished, Adam was relaxing when God came into the garden.
He sat beside Adam & they talked for awhile. Adam said, “You know, God, Eve & I just finished making love, and I want to tell you how great it is! I think sex is the best thing you’ve given us!”
God replies, “That’s wonderful Adam. I’m glad you like it so much. By the way, where is Eve?”
“Oh, she went down to the river to wash up,” said Adam
God says, “Oh shit! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!”