Adam’s Instruction from God
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Loading ...After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve.”
Adam answered, “Yes, Lord, but what’s a kiss?”
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description, and Adam then took Eve by the hand and led her behind a bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Lord, that was enjoyable.”
The Lord replied, “Yes, Adam, I thought you’d enjoy that, and now I’d like you to caress Eve.”
Adam said, “Lord what’s a ‘caress’?”
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description, and Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss!”
The Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve.”
Adam said, “Lord, what’s ‘make love’?”
So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve behind the bush. But this time he reappeared in two seconds… Adam said, “Lord, what’s a headache?”