Adios
Four guys are driving cross country together — one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York. A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, “What the heck are you doing?”
The man from Idaho says, “We have so many of these darned things in Idaho. I’m sick of looking at them!”
A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Florida asks, “What are you doing that for?”
The man from Iowa replies, “We have so many of these things in Iowa I’m sick of looking at them!”
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.