ADVENTUROUS GIRL
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Loading ...One evening, Charlie was feeling pretty light-headed from a couple of boilermakers when he rang the bell of the most expensive cat-house in town. “How ya doin’”, he said when the madam answered the door. “I want your mos’ adventurous girl.”
The madam ushered him inside and sat him down. “You have to be a little more specific”, she said. “What do you mean by ‘adventurous’?”
“Well when I’ve had a couple a lil drinks, sometimes I have a tough time gettin’ it up, if you unnerstan’ my meanin. When that happens, I can usually overcome the problem by makin love in a risky kind a place, like an elevator or under the table in a resrant. Unnerstan?”
“Yes, I do” replied the madam. “The girl you want is Marcy. For an extra hundred, she’d fuck skydiving, but she can’t leave this house until morning. We’re going to have to create a situation for you here, so just entertain yourself with these videos while I go talk to Marcy.”
She returned in a few minutes and said “It’s all set up. You two are going to do it on the roof overlooking the front lawn so if any passerby happened to look up, they’d see you. That sound adventursome enough?”
It worked like a charm. Charlie had no problem getting it up and even Marcy was getting excited, when they felt themselves slipping toward the edge of the roof. There was nothing to grab except each other so they held on tight in amorous embrace while they rolled over the edge onto the grass below, both stunned but not hurt.
A few moments later, another very drunk gentleman rang the doorbell of the cat-house. The madam answered and said “I’m sorry, sir, you’re drunk. Come back when you’re sober.”
“I don’t want a girl”, said the drunk. “I jus wanted to let you know your sign fell down.”