African man and a genie

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An African man is in the desert dying of thirst when he happens to come across a bottle. He opens it and out pops a genie. The grateful genie tells him that he will grant the man three wishes.

The man immediately replies, “For my first wish, I want water. For my second wish, I want to be white. For my last wish, since I have not seen a woman for quite some time, I wish to see buttocks every day for the rest of my life.”

The genie gives him a funny look and asks him if he is really sure about these wishes. The man nods in affirmation.

So the genie transforms the man into a toilet.

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