After All These Years
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Loading ...On one spring day there was this eighty-five year old man and eighty year old woman who had just gotten married.
On their way to their honeymoon the old man looks at his new bride and thinks to himself, after all these years he is finally going to get laid again.
When they finally arrive at the hotel the old couple starts to unpack. At that time the wife decides to go the bathroom to freshen up. While she is gone the old man keeps going through his mind on after all these years he is finally going to get laid.
When his wife comes out of the bathroom the old man decides that he should go freshen up as well before going to bed. All this time while he is combing what little hair he has he keep thinking on how after all these years he is finally going to get laid.
As he starts to walk toward the bed he comes to a complete halt. He sees that his new wife is on the bed standing on her head with her legs open. He bends to one side and asks, “Dear, what are you doing?”
The wife replies, “Well, dear I figured if you couldn’t get it up you could just drop it in.”