After the Physical

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A 92-year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At his follow-up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

The man replied, “Just doing what you said, Doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’.”

The doctor said, “That’s NOT what I said. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

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