After the Whitehouse

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is William Jefferson Clinton and I’m the President of the United States. And right now I’m going trough some minor legal problems that you may or may not have heard about, and these legal problems are probably going to force me out of office sooner or later and that got me thinking the other day. When I’m out of office I’m going to need some sort of steady income to support my family, there’s my beautiful daughter Chelsea and my beaut.. And my wife Hillary. And I can’t forget about all of my side projects, if you will.

So I thought about it for a while and then it dawned on me, start my own business involving two things that I know very well, cigars and interns. That’s right, in your local smoke shop soon, Bill Clinton’s intern rolled cigars. No longer will you have to wonder if your cigar was hand rolled, because I guarentee that all of my cigars are hand rolled by my very own personal interns.

And to top that off, not only are the cigars all hand rolled by my interns, but each intern will seal the cigar in their very own personal way. (Smells a cigar) smells great; (puts cigar in mouth) tastes even better. But the best part about this whole deal is they’re interns, I don’t have to pay them a dime. But out of the kindness of my heart, we do work out an agreement to make sure the interns are taken care of, repeatedly.

So the next time you’re in your favorite smoke shop ask for them by name, Bill Clinton’s intern rolled cigars. But if you can’t wait until then you can call my special 900 number and I’ll rush you out an order of the limited edition Monica Lewinsky cigars. The ones in the blue package with the white writing.

Don’t forget, that’s Bill Clinton’s intern rolled cigars, coming to a store near you as soon as I’m impeached.

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