Aggie’s
Two Aggies had just snagged the biggest buck they had ever seen.
Seeing how they probably couldn’t do any better, they decided to call it a day. So they both agreed and started dragging the buck by the back legs to their truck.
As they got within eyeshot of the truck, they happened to pass by a game warden who was heading into the forest.
“That’s a nice buck” the warden replied, “but you know, it’d probably be easier to pull it by it’s horns.” The two Aggie’s looked at each other and nodded. “Thanks officer, we’ll do that,” one Aggie replied.
So after about 5 minutes of pulling the buck by the horns, one of the Aggie’s spoke up and said: “You know, that warden was right, this IS easier.”
“Yeah,” the other said, “But aren’t we getting further from the truck?”