Aging

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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said,”Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can`t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can`t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, “Well, I`m glad I don`t have that problem- knock on wood.” As she rapped her knuckles on the table and then said, “That must be the door, I`ll get it.”

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