Ain’t Nothing Changed
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Loading ...A woman went to the same pet store weekly to buy cat food. Each time she walked in, the parrot on his perch at the door would whistle, and say, “You are sooo fat and, MAN, are you ugly!”
This went on for sometime and eventually, in tears, the sensitive woman approached the manager and asked him to do something about the rude parrot.
The manager apologized to the woman, telling her that was the only phrase the parrot knew, and she shouldn’t take it personally. The woman was still offended, so the manager proceeded to take the parrot into the back storage room and to curse and beat him badly.
The parrot was eventually returned to his perch, with a dented beak and missing feathers.
The fat woman starts laughing hysterically with glee that the parrot has finally been taught a lesson …she thinks. As she exits the store with her free bag of cat food the parrot says,
“Hey lady, ain’t nothing changed!”