Ain’t So Boring After All
There were two men who had gone to the same college and had become great friends. During college, they had a great time together. They were always right in the middle of anything happening.
When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate ways. Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other. During the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.
“I’m an undertaker,” responded the friend.
“What? That doesn’t sound like you! During college, you were always the one looking for excitement.”
“There is plenty of excitement in this racket,” explained the friend. “Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room. When I entered the room, he was lying there on the bed. He was stark naked with a huge erection. I didn’t want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet and gave it a good swat. You want to talk about excitement? I was in the wrong room!”