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Air Force VS. Navy

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An Air Force officer and a Navy officer go into a bathroom. They both urinate, and the Air Force guy starts to walk out. The Navy guy says, “You know, in the Navy, they teach us to wash our hans after taking a pis.”
The Air Force guy says, “In the Air Force, they teach us not to pis on our hands.”

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