Air Head
A bored blonde decides to do something wild, something she hasn’t done before, so she decides to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds stimulating.
She drives home, opens a bottle of wine, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there’s nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
“I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing but static on the tape.”
“Sorry about that, lady,” says the video clerk. “We’ve had problems with some of those X-rated tapes. Which title did you rent?”
“It’s called ‘Head Cleaner’.”