Airplane Pendant
A young lady went to a dance, wearing a low-cut, strapless gown. Around her neck, she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her.
In her embarrassment, she held up the airplane and said, “Oh, you like my airplane, huh?”
The young man smiled, mischievously, and said, “No ma’am, I was just admiring the landing field.”