Airplane ride
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful women he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him.
When she takes the seat next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation with her. He asks, “Where are you flying to today?”
She responds, “To the annual nymphomaniac convention in Chicago.”
He is CRAZED with excitement! Here is a gorgeous woman sitting next to him, and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!!!
“And what do you do at this meeting?” he asks.
“Well,” she says, “we try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“And what myths are those?” he goes on desperately.
She explains, “Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American who is. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who make the best lovers.”
“Very interesting….” the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarassed and blushes.
“I’m sorry,” she says, “I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don’t even know you! What is your name?”
The man extends his hand and replies, “Tonto. Tonto Goldstein.”