Airplanes and women: A comparison

Airplanes and women: A comparison

1. An airplane will kill you quickly-a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.
3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
4. An airplanes thrust to weight is higher.
5. An airplane dosn’t get mad if you “touch and go”.
6. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
7. Airplanes come with manuals.
8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
9. You can fly and airplane at any time of the month.
10. Airplanes don’t have parents.
11. Airplanes don’t care how many other planes you’ve flown.
12. Airplanes don’t whine unless there is something really wrong.
13. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
14. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes or buy airplane magazines.
15. If your airplane is loose, you can tighten it
16. It’s always okay to use tiedowns on your airplane.

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