Albert’s Discovery

There was a farmer who had a little boy named Albert.
One evening the farmer had to go to the barn to pull a calf. After working for several hours, the calf was born.
When the farmer turned, Albert was standing behind him and had witnessed the entire incident. The farmer thought to himself how tired he was and how many questions Albert would have about what he had just witnessed. He just did not feel like talkin’ about the birds and bees tonight.
“Okay, son,” said the farmer, “one question.”
“I only have one question, Father,” replied the boy.
“Okay.”
“Exactly how fast was that calf going when it hit the cow?”

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