Alice Kinpipaline
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Loading ...Three nuns died and went to heaven. St. Peter upon seeing them says “You three have been so good that I will allow you to go back as anyone you want.”
The first nun says, “I want to go back as Madonna, that woman has fucked everyone,”
The second nun says, “I want to go back as Linda Lovelace, now there’s a whore!”
The third says, “I want to go back as Alice Kinpipaline!”
St. Peter says, “Sorry sister, there has never existed such a person.”
Upon persistence from the nun, St. Peter reviews all the past 100 years of newspapers he can find and finally exclaims, “No sister, the newspaper said THE ALASKAN PIPEPLINE WAS LAID BY 3000 MEN !!!”