alien swapz
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Loading ...There was an alien man and a human man talking on a porch one day. They were talking about whos wife is better in bed. They eventually decide to switch girlfriends for one night.
The alien took the human girl into his room and pulled off his pants. He was like 2 inches long. “I dont think this will work out” she said. So he smiles and pulls on his ear. It grows longer. The alien keeps doin this untill is around 8 inches long. Then she says “can you make it wider?” The alien smiles and smacks himself in the forehead. It grows wider. After about two times of smacking himself in the forehead they have the greatest sex either has ever had.
The next day the alien asks the human how his night went and the human replyed”I dont know man all your girlfriend did was pull on my ear and smack me in the head!”