All in the Timing

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Time, they say, waits for no man — or what’s left of his ancestors.

Consider this dialogue between a museum guard and a group of tourists gaping at dinosaur bones in a natural history museum.

“Can you tell us how old the dinosaur bones are?” one asks.

“They are 3 million, four years and six months old,” the guard says authoritatively.

“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so definitely?”

“Well, the bones were 3 million years old when I started working here, and that was 4 1/2 years ago.”

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