All right, break it up!

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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser, with an experienced partner. As they were responding to a radio call, they observed a crowd, gathered at an intersection.

The rookie officer rolls down his window and yells, “YOU WILL DISPERSE! NOW!” The crowd does nothing.

The rookie steps out of his car, draws his service revolver and says, “YOU WILL LEAVE THIS AREA, IMMEDIATELY, OR BE SUBJECT TO ARREST! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!” The small crowd disperses immediately.

Proud of himself, the rookie returns to the patrol car and tells his more-experienced partner, “Did good, eh?”

The partner rolls his eyes heavenward and replies, “Yeah, I’ve never seen people leave a BUS STOP, so quickly.”

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