All Wrapped Up

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Max comes home to this wife, Minnie, on Christmas Eve and says, “I left the mall in such a hurry today, I forgot to get two things.”

“Like what?” Minnie asks.

“For one thing,” Max says, “I forgot to get wrapping paper.”

“That’s okay,” Minnie says. “You don’t need to wrap my present.”

“Actually,” Max says, “that’s the other thing.”

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