Alligator in the bar
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Loading ...A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the toothy reptile on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you all a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the ‘gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my dick, unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”
The crowd murmured its approval and acceptance. So the man dropped his trousers, balanced himself on the bar rail, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The ‘gator closed his mouth and the crowd gasped.
After a minute passed, the man grabbed a beer bottle, and whacked the alligator hard on top of its head. The gator’s mouth opened, and the man removed his genitals - unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks arrived.
After a bit, the man stood up and made the crowd another offer: “I’ll pay anyone here $100 who’s willing to give it a try!”
A hush fell over the crowd. Moments passed, and then the silence was broken with a voice from the back of
the bar.
An attractive woman timidly spoke up. “I’ll try”, she said, “but you have to promise not to hit me so hard on the head with that beer bottle.”
